Entry: Sermon Titles Tuesday, August 16, 2005



Titles of Sermons to Which Congregants Might Actually Pay Attention

"The Ten Commandments—Loopholes And Safe Harbors: The Technicalities You've Never Thought Of"

"Adultery: God Says 'Thou Shalt Not,' and That's Especially True for Pastors' Wives. Did You Hear That, Vile Woman?"

"Gross Is Good: The Lord Shall Smite the Net Tithers"

"Our God Is a Bearded God"

"Holy Crap! It's the Holy Ghost and This Place Is Haunted!"

"Hey, What Is the Deal With Transubstantiation? I Mean, Am I Right, People? That Guy Knows What I'm Sayin'"

"How Much Good Would the Good Book Book If the Good Book Could Book Good?"

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atomicfreak
August 21, 2005   06:21 PM PDT
 
*falls off chair laughing*

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